Welcome To Me, Blogosphere!

Right Down to business.

What makes a good blog?

Is it layout? Is it content? Is it multi-pronged advertising? Is is a delicate melange of these, and other elements?

No.

It is none of these things. You see, the correct answer to the question is: There are no good blogs.

There are, however, good ideas. Ideas are worth sharing sometimes, and the internet can be a great place to exchange them. So this place is not a blog, because it clearly is not a useless place for some obviously untalented douchemonger to practice self-aggrandizement, and live out his masturbatory fantasies that he is somehow important or intelligent or special enough for masses of people to want to read what he has to say about things. This place is more of an idea-hole.

It is a place where ideas go to die.

I have ideas. It feels good to let them out. No one cares, what with this being the world, and the world being full of individuals that are all too busy writing their own blogs to ever read this. But here I can put ideas, and here they will sit. Some of them, if properly preserved (by salting and pulling out the brains with hooks) will perhaps last for some time. Others will spoil, and rot.

Then the terminators and/or cylons are invented, and we're all fucked.

When that happens everyone's blog will be an idea-hole, and not just mine :)

*hugs*